5 social media tips for Alex Rodriguez

11 Feb
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If Alex Rodriguez can work these five themes into his social media efforts then this whole steroid mess might eventually blow over.

5. I genuinely thought I was speed-balling vitamins.

4. I was doing this for the kids as a strong example, so they don’t have to ravage their bodies with dangerous substances.

3. (Chemically enhanced) change is good.

2. It will be easier to find my name in the Baseball Encyclopedia by looking for the asterisk.

1. Nobody pays attention to baseball anymore.

 

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